Shopping with Boys

Lately it seems like I never get to buy any new clothes for myself. I believe this is wrong. The last three times I've gone shopping for clothing, I've gone with boys and I didn't get to buy a thing!!
Something is really wrong with me.

And there are strict rules for shopping with boys.
No excess talking.
No eye contact.
Do not under any circumstances show any sort of affection. Including, but not limited to hugging, kissing on the cheek, or even a pat on the back. It will be met with severe punishment.
As a matter of course, simply pretend you don't know them if others of his age are within a 100 foot radius.

Get in, get what you came for, and get out.
It's like a military operation.

Someday I'll be able to go out and shop for clothes for myself. I think I'll go alone.
Or perhaps I'll invite girls to go.
I'll bet shopping with girls is more fun.
L