Spring has Sprung

Spring has sprung. I know this to be true because today I turned on my air conditioner for the first time this year.

The next thing that will be sprung on me will be next month's electric bill. That won't be cool at all!

My Colorado friends do not feel sorry for me. I can almost hear their chattering teeth from here. I'm not sure, but I think it snowed there recently.

Isn't there someway to pipe in the cold air from Colorado and send them our hot air? We could call it state to state atmosphere trading technology?
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